A is for Advertising... Part Three

This sh*t just doesn't get old. Or at least, it doesn't get old to me.

There isn't any preface. I have nothing to add. I've been paying attention... and taking pictures. These are real live Tokyo Advertisements.... (again).

Tommy Lee Jones and his new posse!

It appears that T.L.J. has joined a Japanese boy band, and they're selling winter coats... as well as coffee.

A derpy baseball anime character selling Pachinko...??

2 for 1 Big Mac special. Because you won't get diabetes just sitting there. Oh wait...

This is just creepy. What kind of furby hell is this???

Unnecessary.

Asian.

Anime.

Just some guy... Hanging out.... In a furry costume.

"I swear I only drink this stuff when I'm drunk."

Mintia. The constipated mint.

The "unfortunate genetic trait" family portrait.

Let's... go f*ck yourself!!!! :D :D :D

It's good to see that they're using transsexual models in Japan. Very forward thinking.

Don't hate. This is probably the most deliciously weird thing I've tasted in a while.

THIS, on the other hand, is an abomination of my homeland and Jesus Christ, and deserves to die in the fiery pits of hell. Maple flavoured coffee??? I don't think so.

The "Ninja Burger." Brought to you by the Assholes with  Diabetes Association of Japan and America. (It's a pretty select group).

Orlando Bloom is still here. And still has no idea what's going on. Also, looking kinda Asian...?

I also get large shards of neon-coloured paper in my eyes when I use my iPhone. This advertisement really spoke to me.

What are you doing?? Artist, stahp!!!

"Beware of old ladies doing interpretive dances on subway platforms."

Hello Kitty is now part of the Matrix. She's selling tea. We're all f*cked.

No one seems to be upset about the imminent threat to our safety.

HEYYYYYY.

S'up. I'm Kim Jae Totallystraightdude Joong from Korea. And yes, it's my mom's name.

Not an Advertisement. Just a perfect example of all three Japanese alphabets plus Korean on one sign. Because illiteracy.

Also Sumo Wrestling. Everybody loves man titties!

Bunch of overweight dudes standing in a circle, about to tackle each other. Totally not weird.

Today's mayonnaise is brought to you by Hello Kitty. Because she's an over-controlling psychopath. And her advertising agent is the tits.

Also this happened. Bunch of people, wearing bald caps... just hanging out. Goddamn, I love this city.

Goodnight, Tokyo. Stay weird.