|"9% WASH YOU."|
Me: "Rule number one of Japan- never ask why."
My brother: "..."
Me: "Just... don't worry about it."
My brother: "... okay...yeah... but seriously. What the f*ck, Viv? What is this dude possibly washing??? I gotta take a picture."
Me: *sigh* "Okay..."
He has a point.
What is this guy "washing"?
I've been here for so long that I've stopped questioning the weird. It took my whole family visiting for 2 weeks to remind me of what's weird in Tokyo. And there is so much WEIRD. This place has finally become normal to me... and that might be a problem. But while they were here, it gave me a chance to view things a little differently through their eyes. I was able to see the STRANGE again! So here it is, boys and girls!
Let's sit back and observe...
Douche #1: "The rose in the mouth represents the exquisiteness of their experience."
Realistic human being: "This is ridiculous... we need to rethink-"
Douche#1: "IT IS EXQUISITE. IN THE MOUTH."
Realistic human being: "Okay! Jesus... never mind."
Douche#1: "I KNOW! LETS ADD A WHITE CHICK."
Realistic human being: "Ugh...."
Want the best in weed-wackers? Slightly-asian-looking Sean Penn knows what's up. He also will tango for money, apparently.
My brother: "HAHAHHAHahahahaha."
It was an absolute pleasure showing my family around, and I know they had a blast. I feel truly blessed to have had this opportunity.