Rule number one of living in Japan: YOU NEVER ASK WHY. It's better if you just nod and smile.
And so, boys and girls, I bring you the latest theme of the Japanese subway advertising- Japanese people putting things in and around their mouths. These images seem (mostly) totally innocent when seen independently, but as a group... well... I'll let you be the judge.
|This actually isn't my picture, but this is an actual ad...|
|REALLY enjoying his low-calorie beverage!|
|This guy is everywhere, has hundred of pictures, and yet always seems to have his mouth open...|
|This one is just begging to be photo-shopped...|
|But... it's so BIG!!! How will it ever fit???|
|Ok, he's not Asian, but Leo doesn't like to be left out.|
|My God... it's magnificent!!!|
|If I make out with a vegetable, it's not gay, right?|
|OH GOD YES!!!!|
|Please be gentle...|
|Nope. Too easy.|
|Frapping your cappuccino...|
|THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.|
Have a great day!