The words "skin care" and "sit-up regiment"are now part of my vernacular. Even if the words "I don't have any..." prefaces them. But the point is that I'm using the words, which is more than I can say for 24 year old Vivian.
I have learned the harsh reality that people have metabolisms, and are more and more at their mercy the older they get...
I've learned that a hyper-extended wrist injury is not (always) an invitation for a masturbation joke and giggling...
I've learned that SKIN DAMAGE IS REAL!!! Omgz...
I've learned odd words like "ergative verb" and "zero relative clause," and how to use them in a sentence to make me sound like a total douche...
I have really learned how easy it is to sound like a total douche...
I have learned that most people have absolutely no idea what the hell they're doing 95% of the time, and that they're usually faking it...
I have learned that airline companies must be run by sociopathic Scrooge McDuck-type millionaires who just wanna watch the world burn...
I have learned that hangovers DO NOT GET BETTER WITH AGE. For reals.
I have learned that no one wants to hear me b*tch about turning 26, especially since most of my friends are pushing 30, but I still do it anyways because I like complaining about stupid sh*t...
I STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED how bleach works, and still secretly think it has magical properties...
I still haven't (and probably never will) learn how to manage my time properly so that things aren't done minutes before their deadlines...
I am FULLY AWARE of the health hazards of smoking, thankyouverymuch, and am seriously considering maybe thinking of possibly quitting one day sometime soonish...
I now know (after almost a decade of ignoring it) that certain household actions, such as not refilling the toilet paper, leaving empty ice trays in the freezer, or leaving a tablespoon of coffee in the pot, ARE TERRORIST-LIKE CRIMES AGAINST CIVILIZATION AND SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED.
Now that that's all out of my system. Let's have a shameless photo dumb to cleanse the palate.
Behold... The weirdness...
|Probably the creepiest thing I've seen in a while.|
|Oh look... another 711 is opening near my house. It'll go well with the other 5 convenience stores within a two km radius...|
|The view from my balcony|
|Mr. Sponge is SERIOUS.|
|Richard Gere being Richard Gere.|
|There's a joke in there, I just know it...|
|Throwback to Brisbane...|
|Face wipes for men. No homo.|
|A magazine dedicated to boys "Non-no"|
|This stunning piece of amazingness was left on the curb outside my home. Please note the white stain. Any takers?|
|This is just begging to be photoshopped.|
|Note the FACE.|
|My newest insomnia-cure. Worst. Course. Ever.|
|Yotsuya at night. Gotta love that light pollution.|
|The AKB48 girls are still selling phallic coffee...|
|Join his gym!|
|A totally-not-racist piece of construction equipment.|
|I swear to God that train is looking at me...|
|No littering elephants! They're total dicks!|
I think that'll do. Goodnight! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!