Sunday, May 18, 2014

Oops I did it again...

So... I've been busy.
I was working full time, writing research papers, studying for a cumulative 2 year exam, and teaching private students on the side. I also found time to travel around the globe and figure out what I'm going to do with the next few years of my life. It's a PhD in Germany, and it'll be wonderful...
But that doesn't take away for the continual weirdness of this great city. I haven't stopped taking pictures, and they're long overdue for internet viewing.
So here's the latest installment of double-takes and snickering glances which I've collected over the past few months...
"Wait... I'm confused. What do I do next?"   

"Have you seen a shark hat around here? I think I left inside the music industry with my integrity."

"I was once governor of the largest state in the union."

"Ricense and Legistration, please."

"This is how Canadians get from point A to point B. On the back of this guy."

"Dr. Suzuki"s wig emporium."


"You want the D?"

"Gotta get down on Friday!"

"Just got home from my date with Dr. Lecter... We were sucking face all evening!"

"I spend $1000 on the suit... then take the subway into town so I can floss."

"In the event of an earthquake, eat fish."

"Abe Rincone and Me"

"No, you haven't had too much to drink.  You're good to go."

"I make people want to buy cake for a living!!!"

"Works for more than just pollen and pink spray paint.. hint hint"

"Does the above remind you of your facebook wall in late April?"

"They also do interpretive dance for money."

"'Cause that's where you'll end up wearing it, anyways."

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I go for the ultimate in volume:price ratio."

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

"Don't do drugs, kids!"

"That'll be $100 extra."

"Amellican woman.. how much costs it?"

"Slavery? Meh."


"Normal day."

1 comment:

  1. 9% alcohol. No small consideration when considering what to drink.